December 13 2017 01:14:04
Navigation
Latest Articles
diRf FAQ Mailbag (Is...
Random videos
wip.Swaggzilla - Heartbeat



3 girls 1 grenade



Latest videos
Renaissance Heroes Cemetery




Renaissance Heroes




Viewed videos
excuse me, wtf r u doin



Renaissance Heroes Cemetery



Articles Hierarchy
Articles Home » Website » diRf FAQ Mailbag (Issue #1)
diRf FAQ Mailbag (Issue #1)
MAILBAG TIME!

1) Is it true that Nikki has two vaginas? Thanks.
No, that isn't true. Are you stupid? What she does have though, is a humongous asshole. Her asshole is so huge it is known to cause mudslides and structural integrity fatigue [Nikki's Asshole: http://i.imgur.co...]. More than a handful of indian sweat shop workers have succumbed to the effects of Nikki's Asshole. This extraordinary development is currently being researched by the California State University Science of Assholes division. It is also believed to be the cause of the mysterious "lost sock" phenomena.

2) Does the player commonly referred to as hasheesh use walkhacks?
More than likely. The fact is that hasheesh is so good that even if he does walkhack no one cares. Urban Terror would literally be a fucking ghost town if it wasn't for hash, so hash gets to do whatever he wants, whenever he wants [Hash IRL (7 yrs old): http://i.imgur.co...]. He played for Team USA for fucks sake. Urban Terror is such a god damn horrible game it is amazing that we haven't all committed seppuku. In other words: Did God part the red sea? Lol, no stupid, he more than likely doesn't exist. But that doesn't detract from the fact that there are stories of Jesus kicking it with hookers and getting sauced on communion wine, so its all good doggie if you get my drift.

3) Does Fonducci really have a nipple stache? Inquiring minds would like to know.
I would hope so or his god damn public profile picture is a motherfucking lie. [The Famous Stache In Question: http://www.fonduc...m/nips.jpg] Word on the stizzie is that God himself used Ducci's nipplestache to get Mary wet. Thats some serious stache. Also why are you so interested in his nipple stache, pervert? Serious rainbow flags bro.

4) Why DIRF? What does the name mean?
Why not? The name comes from the sound that was overheard coming from Glock's two dollar USB microphone abortion during what could only be described as a drunken hand-coitus session [An artist's interpretation of Glock's love session: http://i.imgur.co...] one night when he obviously forgot to mute himself on teampseak. I believe Nikki, along with Ducci's input, created the analogy of all of our frame of minds once we all stopped laughing on teamspeak long enough for a somewhat intelligent conversation to take place (no intelligent conversation took place, btw). True story brah; I was there.

5) What type of shampoo does Geordi use? I heard that shit is mad silky son.
Herbal essence. He was actually cast for one of their commercials but refused to take off his shirt during the video shoot lest every women on set instantly squirt buckets. But don't be fooled by his insecurities, that kid has got the locks. [Geordi's Yearbook Photo w/ Locks: http://i.imgur.co...]

6) Is jones really a hick?
Oh holy bible thumping christ fuck yeah. He's such a fucking red neck that he lives in a trailer park and uses a communal shithouse to take his morning dumps. Rumor is he married his second cousin and has no natrual teeth left in his mouth. He also drives a late 80s model Ford pickup [jones and his ford "clementine": http://i.imgur.co...].

7) How many DIRF members are gay?
Man, I heard DIRF was so god damn homosexual that it defies the laws of physics. [Dirf's Gayness: http://i.imgur.co...] To put it in laymen terms, picture a leprechaun fucking a dupoint paint shaker while eating skittles and shitting starburst. Fucking rainbow flags everwhere.
Comments
#1 | nikkerz on June 09 2013 06:29:50
What are walkhacks and where do I get some??
Post Comment
Please Login to Post a Comment.
Ratings
Rating is available to Members only.

Please login or register to vote.

Awesome! Awesome! 100% [2 Votes]
Very Good Very Good 0% [No Votes]
Good Good 0% [No Votes]
Average Average 0% [No Votes]
Poor Poor 0% [No Votes]
Login
Username

Password



Not a member yet?
Click here to register.

Forgotten your password?
Request a new one here.
Member Poll
Do you like the new Colt & Mac in the 4.2.013 release?

I like the Colt
I like the Colt
46% [6 Votes]

I like the Mac
I like the Mac
0% [0 Votes]

I like both
I like both
23% [3 Votes]

NO.
NO.
23% [3 Votes]

Fonducci's hairy nipples
Fonducci's hairy nipples
8% [1 Vote]

Votes: 13
You must login to vote.
Started: 10.07.13

Polls Archive
Shoutbox
You must login to post a message.

17-11-2016 07:53
gaywads

17-01-2014 23:46
I'm the motherfucking steeze. The MAC10 is the best weapon.

06-08-2013 03:40
coming right up

05-08-2013 16:40
show me your dicks in png format

02-08-2013 06:47
jones i like you dick <3

02-08-2013 02:49
More of you fuckers need to vote for Ducci's hairy nipples.

23-07-2013 15:09
http://www.utscham
ps.org/index.php/f
orum/sr8-schedulin
g-season-1-round-1
/207-ninja-vs-lb-g
roup-b#509

Users Online
Guests Online: 1

Members Online: 0

Total Members: 36
Newest Member: EMOxx